Back from Whence

I went into our offices last week to pick up a few items of necessity.  If I had known in March what I know now, I'd have taken all those items to begin with.

One of the big ones is a small notebook I kept at the office that has a lot of phone numbers, account information, and whatnot.  I was glad to get it back.  I also got my wireless mouse, a back scratcher, my lacrosse ball (also for my back, namely, loosening knots in muscles), and my calendar, which reminded me I have a ladyparts doctor appointment next month. Oh, for joy!

I also did a little rummaging to make sure I hadn't left anything perishable in the desk.  Bad news.  I did.

Good news - it was an orange, in a shopping bag - the peel never split, and it ended up being just a small desiccated brown orb.

Other than that, the place was just like we left it.  It smelled like paper, and dust, and time.

I will be glad to get back there for real, with other people and all.  But realistically, I don't see that happening until January.  I mean, unless people get their heads out of their asses and start wearing masks, quarantining, quitting the bullshit Covid parties, stop saying it's a hoax. 

I don't know - I think we're in for a long five months.   Can you imagine?  I need to take some time off between now and then.  And soon.

It's been a weird year so far, and it just keeps getting weirder.

But at least now I have my lacrosse ball back.

And I have removed my dried fruit collection.

The rest, I'll take as it comes.

ae

Comments

That's a mummified fruit, not exactly a dried one. Not even a daddified one.

I'm quitting dentistry. Details to come if you're interested.
Christopher said…
Even if it wasn't intentional going back for the orange was a good idea. As far as I know I didn't leave anything perishable in my office, and enough of my coworkers have gone back that I'm sure I'd have heard about it if there were any funny smells.