Entitled Executive Platinum Douchebags
Middle Managers from the Midwest Wearing Dockers
Solo Parents With Multiple Small, Sticky, Crying, Uncooperative Children (and a Stroller)
Excited Grandmothers Who Want To Talk
Physically Affectionate Couples (Formerly The Mile High
Club)
Passive-Aggressively Fighting Couples
Crying Long Distance Relationshippers Headed Home
Drunk and/or Sunburned Dudes (Starting With Red Neck Then
Proceeding With White Collar)
Bachelorette Parties Where We’re All Mad at Megan Because
She Checked a Bag After We Clearly Decided To Just Do Carry-Ons, But of Course
It’s ALL About Megan and Her Drama
Walking Petri Dishes Who Had Better Not Get Me Sick, Motherfuckers
First Time Travelers
Smelly Folks: Food or Personal Odor
Situationally, Spatially Unaware, Loud Student Athletes With Giant
Bags of Gear
Those Who Are Reading a Life Altering a New Age/Religious/Self
Help Book and Want to Discuss Their Journey
Cocky Guys in Suits Hoping to be Seated Next to a Cute Girl
Cute Girls Hoping They’re Seated Next to Anyone But a Cocky
Guy in a Suit
Slow Moving People In Jogging Suits and Dress Shoes
Business Travelers in Jeans Trying to Forget That Their Soul
Crushing Job Is Taking Them to Houston, Again
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