So, as I believe I have mentioned, I have stepped away from sugar for a bit. We needed a break.
But the thing that makes it tough is Valentine's Day. Many is the year I slid into Walgreen's February 15th to snag a red, heart-shaped box of chocolates on the super-cheap.
And of course, Valentine's Day is the gateway to Easter. And Easter candy unhinges me. Russell Stover Maple Cream Eggs? Siiiiighh!
Anyway, Valentine's Day.
The other day, I passed by the little chalky, pastel conversation hearts and I decided to make a list of new hearts for the modern era:
HPV Free
Don't Brexit My Heart
Yuge Love
Tiny Hands, Big Heart
Pussy Grabber
She Persisted
Wanna 420? (available in Maine, Colorado, California, Washington, etc.)
Netflix n Chill
UR Bae!
Red State/Blue Balls
Let's Nae Nae
Swipe Left
#GlutenFree
I'm Not Proposing
Cosby Love
Golden Shower?
Ref-U-G of Luv
Selfie Lover
I Can't Even
You can see, I'm really up on my lingo and pop culture.
ae
But the thing that makes it tough is Valentine's Day. Many is the year I slid into Walgreen's February 15th to snag a red, heart-shaped box of chocolates on the super-cheap.
And of course, Valentine's Day is the gateway to Easter. And Easter candy unhinges me. Russell Stover Maple Cream Eggs? Siiiiighh!
Anyway, Valentine's Day.
The other day, I passed by the little chalky, pastel conversation hearts and I decided to make a list of new hearts for the modern era:
HPV Free
Don't Brexit My Heart
Yuge Love
Tiny Hands, Big Heart
Pussy Grabber
She Persisted
Wanna 420? (available in Maine, Colorado, California, Washington, etc.)
Netflix n Chill
UR Bae!
Red State/Blue Balls
Let's Nae Nae
Swipe Left
#GlutenFree
I'm Not Proposing
Cosby Love
Golden Shower?
Ref-U-G of Luv
Selfie Lover
I Can't Even
You can see, I'm really up on my lingo and pop culture.
ae
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