The Itchy and Scratchy Show

So, I plodded on down to the cabin for a rapid-fire trip.  I met with a plumber, I cleaned the kitchen and got rid of some serious garbage therein.  I mowed the grass around the house (push mower, baby - old school). I also took a little bookshelf from the back bedroom and cleaned it, then painted it.  I went down the mountain and picked up a new trashcan.  I drilled some drain holes in my whiskey barrel planter.  I added some wildflower seeds.

I saw a snake, a coyote, a few turkey, some deer, one rabbit.  I heard a barred owl, I heard whippoorwills and wood thrushes.  I also heard more coyotes than I saw.  

One of the weirdest, hardest things about the cabin is the auditory hallucinations.  I hear things that sound like people, or a cat yowling - and it turns out that it's a crow, or the wind, or hell, maybe ancestral voices.  I don't know.

I joke that when I travel to the cabin, I grocery shop like an eight-year-old with $20 and no supervision.  There were Pop Tarts, golden Oreos, white bread, mac and cheese. I finally had some broccoli at lunch yesterday, and my body was much happier.  Much, much happier.

I managed to stave off ticks - found three crawling on me - but none attached.  I had phantom itching for hours.  When I got home, first things first - I took a long shower.  Then I took the truck to the car wash, and then, I took my feet to nail salon for a much needed pedicure.  My new color is called Madame President - to which my husband said, "Oh, a fictional color".  Sometimes, he can be a buzzkill.  




To that end - I had tickets to a show last night at the Cannery for a psychic comedian - Peter Antoniou.  He was spectacular.  I had gotten 2 tickets - Matt bailed on me, and that turns out to be good - because Matt would have hated it.  He doesn't believe in psychics, mediums, etc.  I have a healthy belief in things that cannot be otherwise explained.  I also understand that psychics speak in generalities, and work to land the plane from there.  He was really good, though, and I enjoyed myself.  I had a vodka with soda and lime.  I realize now, I can't/shouldn't drink.  I felt overheated immediately.  Although, to be fair, I was already overheated due to sun/wind exposure.  

And now, we have Memorial Day coming.  I end up getting the Friday before Memorial Day as a holiday - they do that rather than Christmas Eve, and that's fine, fine, fine with me.  I can think of a dozen ways I can spend the day, and so now I have to choose.  Do I want a massage?  A quick trip to the Huntsville IKEA?  Lunch with a friend? Bra and lipstick shopping?  Laundry and groceries?  Whatever - it'll be some permutation of the above.  

It's going to be a fun girl summer, y'all.  I am proclaiming it now.


ae



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