Confidential to Junior: You have a lot of nerve. We're I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, but you better snap out of it, stat.
Confidential to Junior, Part 2: Fuck around and find out.
Confidential to Perry: Leave your bags at the door. We might, we might not. Don't ask, we'll tell.
Confidential to Mrs., Ms. and Mr. Manners: We have a problem, yo - can you solve it? I guess we'll find out.
Confidential to The Third: Really convenient of you to pull a geographical - your timing could not be worse, honestly, so, you know - smoke on that.
Confidential to The Powers That Were: I'd sue for damages, but where to begin?
Confidential to The Cosmic Connection: Thanks for the pretty rocks. I don't know if I'm using them right, but if I open a portal to hell, well - it was fun while it lasted.
Confidential to Emil S: Thanks for being at the right place, right time.
Confidential to CoRVette: Thanks... I guess. We mean well. It's a long road.
Confidential to The Villagers: If not for you. Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall.
Confidential to Tina B: We will get through this. Eventually.
Confidential to Beast: The number you have reached is the top end of my limit. Please take a deep breath, or a nap, and try again later.
Confidential to Foggy B: Bye.
Confidential to the Felicias: Flounce, bye!
Confidential to FF: Thanks for the recharge.
Confidential to the Fat Cats: Read the room, ladies. And I'll keep on squeaking.
Confidential to Helen Sprigg: Stay where you are, I'll be back.
Confidential to Big Pharma: Keep plugging at it.
Confidential to Baked on 8th: I wish I could quit you - but thanks for the treats.
Confidential to Clovis: She's grateful. I'm gratefuller.
Confidential to Ida, et. al.: Let's do this thing.
Confidential to SHOP: Let's do this other thing.
Confidential to The Captives: Stand back, I'm going to do this thing that may blow your mind. Or amuse you briefly.
Confidential to Vanilla Chip: See you soonish.
Confidential to Washington R.: Thanks for the reminder to be more of some things, less of others.
Confidential to Mystery Man: Please hang in there. There are better days ahead.
Confidential to You: Thanks for reading this.
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* Many of these are aliases.
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