Still

Things I Feel Like I Am Saying All The Time:


"Oh, honey, no."

"That's fair."

"Fair." 

"Facts."

"Facts on facts on waffles."

"Accurate."

"Yeah, no."

"Not to be cavalier, but..."

"Git to gittin' (kitten)."

"Ain't that some shhhh?"

"Lots of moving parts and pieces."

"Huh. Weird."

"Thanks for nothing!"

"So there's that."

"Same old, same old."

"The usual."

"So, yeah."

"Let me check my list."

"That's it, and that's all."

"Uh, Ma'am?  No."

"You've got to be kidding me."



I think that's most of them.  Like one of those dolls they used to make with a string that you pulled to get it to "talk".  





Spill it, Mrs. Beasley.



Comments

Christopher said…
One of my main jobs is assisting people who are having trouble accessing library resources. I have a list of seven standard responses that apply about 95% of the time and I just copy and paste and send.
I think I should add some of those to the list.