Advent-ures In Maybe Getting

I spent some time in October looking at Advent Calendars for grown ups. There are lots of them, but I couldn't find anything that worked for me.

Alcohol doesn't do it, and scented goodies for the body are a crap shoot, given my picky preferences.

I don't need jewelry, makeup, socks or candy. At least not 25 times in a row.

So here is my dream Advent Calendar:

1. Chapstick
2. Roll of Wild Cherry Life Savers
3. One Barrette
4. Pair of Cheap Silver Hoop Earrings
5. Packet of Alka Seltzer
6. Book of Holiday Stamps
7. Diet Cheerwine
8. Unscented Hand Lotion
9. Pop-up Kitchen Sponge
10. Full-sized Milky Way Midnight
11. Fine Point Pilot Pen
12. Cover Girl Cheekers Blush
13. Battery for Key Fob
14. Moisturizing Face Mask
15. Pair of Plain Black Trouser Socks
16. Shimmery Lip Gloss
17. Travel Packet of Kleenex
18. Airborne
19. Starbucks Egg Nog Latte
20. Single Xanax, Festively Wrapped
21. Crisp $50 Bill
22. Lavender Eye Pillow
23. Cuticle Oil
24. Soap - Citrus Scented, Triple-Milled
25. Mint Tums

Santa, I have been average, but this is a modest ask.

ae in bna