I have, over the years, developed a series of "inside phrases" - basically, the punchlines to jokes that have become part of my lexicon whenever I'm with a group, or a certain people, or referring to some past incident.
I was reminded of an old, old one I'd forgotten when my sister texted it to me two days ago. Here is that one, and some others, without context:
- Hey, mon! Your steppin' on me baby!
- It's just the natural shape of her mouth.
- BIG. THICK. RED. LIPS!
- Don't bullshit me, Tony!
- Don't we have the best food?
- Craaaayons?!? I hate crayons!
- That's a man!
- Dog butt!
- Let 'er rip, ski-boy!
- He was drunker than 40 bicycles.
- Hell is a very hot place! Hot, hot, hot!
- Just like New York City - nothin' to it.
- No, they're bullfinches.
- Is that Prince?
- Buddy, Tippy, Killer is my LIFE.
- Do you want to join the club?
- I'm f***ing despair!
- Do you want to put on a little lipstick before we go?
- Breakfast of Champions!
- Mom's home cooking!
- Tell me again why we're eating downtown!?
- I said, "Thanks for the bird, asshole!"
- Cold as whiz!
- I don't eat much, I just eat slow.
- Linda, have you ever been proactive?
- But back to me.
- I just tell them, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
- Thank you, I had a nice time. Remember Church and Sunday School.
- Give me back me hair!
- Did you know that Thomas Nast was...
- Wake up and smell the cat food.
- RINGING in our EARS!
- Ripped and sweet.
- Four Kats Onlee
- Babyette and James Earl Jones
- Fudge F***ing Rounds!
- In Sicily, we have a saying...
- Well... he died.
- A clean, clear drink of liquor.
- Those are the biggest feet I've ever seen.
- Last row, huh? Sucks to be you.
- Put this in his file.
- These birds were hand-raised.
- You're doing a great job!
There are millions of others. And maybe they aren't funny here and now, but someday, I'll look back on this and laugh.
I was reminded of an old, old one I'd forgotten when my sister texted it to me two days ago. Here is that one, and some others, without context:
- Hey, mon! Your steppin' on me baby!
- It's just the natural shape of her mouth.
- BIG. THICK. RED. LIPS!
- Don't bullshit me, Tony!
- Don't we have the best food?
- Craaaayons?!? I hate crayons!
- That's a man!
- Dog butt!
- Let 'er rip, ski-boy!
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| Ski Boy - apparently letting 'er rip. |
- He was drunker than 40 bicycles.
- Hell is a very hot place! Hot, hot, hot!
- Just like New York City - nothin' to it.
- No, they're bullfinches.
- Is that Prince?
- Buddy, Tippy, Killer is my LIFE.
- Do you want to join the club?
- I'm f***ing despair!
- Do you want to put on a little lipstick before we go?
- Breakfast of Champions!
- Mom's home cooking!
- Tell me again why we're eating downtown!?
- I said, "Thanks for the bird, asshole!"
- Cold as whiz!
- I don't eat much, I just eat slow.
- Linda, have you ever been proactive?
- But back to me.
- I just tell them, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
- Thank you, I had a nice time. Remember Church and Sunday School.
- Give me back me hair!
- Did you know that Thomas Nast was...
- Wake up and smell the cat food.
- RINGING in our EARS!
- Ripped and sweet.
- Four Kats Onlee
- Babyette and James Earl Jones
- Fudge F***ing Rounds!
- In Sicily, we have a saying...
- Well... he died.
- A clean, clear drink of liquor.
- Those are the biggest feet I've ever seen.
- Last row, huh? Sucks to be you.
- Put this in his file.
- These birds were hand-raised.
- You're doing a great job!
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| Refers to an incident where I was the DD, circa 1998. |
There are millions of others. And maybe they aren't funny here and now, but someday, I'll look back on this and laugh.
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