Your NPR Reporter Name Generator


Reporting for WPLN in Nashville, I'm Marfa Stalkerby.




First Name – Use the second letter of your first name

1. A - Greige
2. B - Price
3. C - Heath
4. D - Francis
5. E - Caftan
6. F - Overbite
7. G - Arcadia
8. H - Virgule
9. I - Cordovan
10. J - Proxy
11. K - Smythe
12. L - Marfa
13. M - Foxglove
14. N - Arial
15. O - Ford
16. P - Marsh
17. Q - Steve
18. R - Yolo
19. S - Kashi
20. T - Bale
21. U - Aura
22. V - Romulus
23. W - Millian
24. X - Terry
25. Y - Lathe
26. Z - Sascha

Last Name – Use the last letter of your mother’s maiden name.

1. A - Clambake
2. B - Flemmish
3. C - Rucksack
4. D - Cardigan-Pullover
5. E - Stalkerby
6. F - Tapshoe
7. G - Quarterhour
8. H - Unsavory
9. I - Landcrab
10. J - Shuttlecock
11. K - Gemelli
12. L – Bastion
13. M - Radhill
14. N - Frontdesk
15. O - Kaltbier
16. P - Runnymeade
17. Q - Smith
18. R - Largesse
19. S - Poolhouse
20. T - Furnish
21. U - Shapiro
22. V - Stephens
23. W - Hargreaves
24. X - Houndstooth
25. Y - Fruitcup
26. Z - Goldendoodle

Comments

That makes me Virgule Gemelli. I sound like I should be reporting from Italy, but that's Sylvia Poggioli's beat and I wouldn't want to take it away from her. That would be like taking the Africa reporting away from Ofeibea Quist-Arcton, who has the coolest way of saying "Dakar".
And you know you're listening to too much NPR when you know who those people are.

This has been Griege Runnymeade, reporting from Poughkeepsie.