The Break-Up
I used to love an M&M.
I’m through with them.
I always liked a Swedish Fish.
Not so delish.
My dear friend, Kit-Kat.
I’m through with that.
I used to snack on Twix.
Those went deep-six
The perfect cookie?
Chocolate Chip.
Gave them the slip.
Had me a fling with Sara Lee.
I had to flee.
Little Debbie used to be my gal.
See ya, pal!
Snickers, a delightful treat.
No longer eat.
A chocolate brownie used to send me.
Now I realize it’s the enemy.
For a tiny Tootsie Roll,
I'll no longer sell my soul.
For a tiny Tootsie Roll,
I'll no longer sell my soul.
Used to eat some cake and frosting.
Go, get losting!
That longing gaze I'd give a Butterfinger?
No longer do I linger.
Back then, I'd salivate over a s'more.
N'more.
That longing gaze I'd give a Butterfinger?
No longer do I linger.
Back then, I'd salivate over a s'more.
N'more.
Once, I could eat a pan of fudge.
Now, I won’t budge.
I loved a massive bag of Oreos.
Adios.
Never could say no to pecan pie.
Bye.
Ice cream, custard, sorbet and gelato?
I think notto.
I used to want to live in Candyland.
Talk to the hand.
Once upon a time I would eat pasta.
La vista? Hasta.
I had a standing date with the potato.
See you late-o!
Bread? I used to eat in quantities.
Sister, please!
I don’t even miss my salty snacks.
So, relax.
And lest you think that my willpower’s inspiring?
Just know, I’m liaring*.
*That is to say, I'm not eating these things now, but forever is a very long time. Just saying.
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