Here's Some Things

I managed to get through the day without eating a candy bar, but I am hellaciously craving SUGAR.
It's just so damn sweet and tasty.

If you aren't watching Better Call Saul, stop everything and watch it.  Michael McKean is amazing. Bob Odenkirk is a genius.  Rhea Seehorn is fabulous.  It's just the bomb.

Hard to believe, but this guy...

Used to be this guy.

Dear Co-Worker - If I'm being "so quiet" and keeping my earbuds in, maybe I have shit to do that is more important than idle chatter.  When I have some time, I'll talk.  Ask anyone who knows me.  Also - we're not friendly enough for you to try and nickname me yet.  Patience, grasshopper.

Confidential to the c-waffle who cut me off in the parking lot at Chick Fil A:  I realize that you think you and your big SUV outrank me, but you're just a scrawny, over-tanned, entitled woman.  Karma is a bitch, and so are you.

Suck it, Tennis Mom Tammy.

Confidential to Chick Fil A:  I love y'all, but I'm going to have to give you up til the ankle-biters go back to school.  See you in September.  Unless I need Diet Lemonade more than life itself... which could happen as soon as tomorrow.

Question to the readership at large in re: Tipping at Sonic.  I get a morning beverage from Sonic at least three or four times a week.  How often should I tip, and how much?  I never tip at McDonald's, and if Sonic had a drive-thru at this location, I'd use it.  I don't want to be chintzy, but... what's acceptable?

I got a text from one of my old Zumba buddies today.  She saw me in the parking lot of Kroger this afternoon and we're going get lunch. Everything's coming up Milhouse!

I have a few million errands to kill off at lunch tomorrow.  I love my new commute, but my proximity to convenient shopping has been curbed somewhat.  Which is probably a good thing, if we're being honest.  I do love to shop...

In that vein, I really want some new Converse low-tops.  In gray.  Feel free to send them.  I'm a Women's 7.

And with that, I'm going to call it a night.

It's a night.



Christopher said…
I wish I could offer a tip on tipping at Sonic. I learned the value of tipping the summer I worked at Shoney's. As the guy who put fresh bacon on the breakfast bar (you're welcome) I made minimum wage. Waitresses who'd been there for years made less than half that because tips were supposed to make up the difference but rarely did.
If the same policy holds at Sonic then they deserve tips. Ditto McD's.
And Chuck is merely the latest in a series of very impressive transformations for Michael McKean. Remember he was also David St. Hubbins.
ae said…
Ah yes, the Patron Saint of Affordable Footwear.