I took the day off today. Much needed. I did some basic stuff. Picked up stuff to make my Halloween costume. Got a cheap Asian massage, got my hair done.
That's kind of a fun story. There was a mix-up and I sat in the reception area waiting on my stylist for about 45 minutes. He wanted to comp my haircut, and I wouldn't let him. I worked in the service industry - there's no reason to be an asshole over an honest mistake. I also tipped him well because he is the first person in a decade who understand my hair and how to cut it.
Anyway.
As I was leaving my hair appointment, I got a call from one of my favorite customers. One of thhose customers that I'd take a call from even on a day off.
He said, "Hey, I know you're on vacation - this isn't a work call."
He had a joke for me.
Customer: Ok, what's got a small dick and hangs down?
Me: I don't know, what?
Customer: A bat!
Me: Haha, ok...
Customer: Ok, now. What's got a big dick and hangs up?
CLICK. DIAL TONE.
He called back 30 seconds later and I was still laughing.
Asked if I like the joke. I told him the only thing I didn't like is that I couldn't tell it.
But I can share that he told it, and that's almost as good.
And yes, my customers are sick and twisted. I love that about them.
ae
That's kind of a fun story. There was a mix-up and I sat in the reception area waiting on my stylist for about 45 minutes. He wanted to comp my haircut, and I wouldn't let him. I worked in the service industry - there's no reason to be an asshole over an honest mistake. I also tipped him well because he is the first person in a decade who understand my hair and how to cut it.
Anyway.
As I was leaving my hair appointment, I got a call from one of my favorite customers. One of thhose customers that I'd take a call from even on a day off.
He said, "Hey, I know you're on vacation - this isn't a work call."
He had a joke for me.
Customer: Ok, what's got a small dick and hangs down?
Me: I don't know, what?
Customer: A bat!
Me: Haha, ok...
Customer: Ok, now. What's got a big dick and hangs up?
CLICK. DIAL TONE.
He called back 30 seconds later and I was still laughing.
Asked if I like the joke. I told him the only thing I didn't like is that I couldn't tell it.
But I can share that he told it, and that's almost as good.
And yes, my customers are sick and twisted. I love that about them.
ae
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