I am a pretty low maintenance lady. I don't own a flat iron. I do own a hairdryer. It's... somewhere. Maybe in my closet?
I don't wear heels, I rarely wear pantyhose.
I have some nice perfume, but I don't wear it often. I haven't gotten botox, I don't do facials often at all.
I wear a little makeup - most of which comes from Walgreen's - with the exception of lipstick - Clinique really does have the colors and formula that suit me best. But even that's pretty low end on the spectrum of shit that I could buy to put on my face. And I usually buy when there's a bonus. So... yeah.
My skincare regime is a combination of Neutrogena and Neglect. And it works for me. Aside from large pores and resting bitch face, my skin is fairly consistent and problem free.
So, yeah - I sit here in a pair of old khakis, and Obama t shirt and Birkenstocks. Hair unwashed and in a ponytail. No bra.
And I am thinking of all the shit I need to do to keep looking this low maintenance.
I really need to get my brows tinted and waxed. I need to shave my legs and start the lotion hard core for coming drier months. I really need a pedicure. I should set up a dentist appointment, and I really ought to whiten my teeth - I look like a nutria.
I could really use a massage - the knot in my shoulder is back.
My bras are all on their last legs - time to do a little bra run. Little here modifies the run, not the bras, which are massive.
I should purge my closet and get some things in there for the fall/winter. And I need to find my closed-toe shoes for that matter.
But since there are still at least two months of sandal weather, I need a pedicure. Which means picking a color. Which means remembering the colors I've already done this year.
Good thing I'm low maintenance.
ae
I don't wear heels, I rarely wear pantyhose.
I have some nice perfume, but I don't wear it often. I haven't gotten botox, I don't do facials often at all.
I wear a little makeup - most of which comes from Walgreen's - with the exception of lipstick - Clinique really does have the colors and formula that suit me best. But even that's pretty low end on the spectrum of shit that I could buy to put on my face. And I usually buy when there's a bonus. So... yeah.
My skincare regime is a combination of Neutrogena and Neglect. And it works for me. Aside from large pores and resting bitch face, my skin is fairly consistent and problem free.
So, yeah - I sit here in a pair of old khakis, and Obama t shirt and Birkenstocks. Hair unwashed and in a ponytail. No bra.
And I am thinking of all the shit I need to do to keep looking this low maintenance.
I really need to get my brows tinted and waxed. I need to shave my legs and start the lotion hard core for coming drier months. I really need a pedicure. I should set up a dentist appointment, and I really ought to whiten my teeth - I look like a nutria.
I could really use a massage - the knot in my shoulder is back.
My bras are all on their last legs - time to do a little bra run. Little here modifies the run, not the bras, which are massive.
I should purge my closet and get some things in there for the fall/winter. And I need to find my closed-toe shoes for that matter.
But since there are still at least two months of sandal weather, I need a pedicure. Which means picking a color. Which means remembering the colors I've already done this year.
Good thing I'm low maintenance.
ae
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