Are you a new reader? Well, then, let me answer some questions you may be having.
Q: Who are you?
A: Well, I'm just an average middle aged lady who can't find a therapist who works odd hours, so instead, I blog. I'm a Scorpio, located out of Tennessee, and I work, I make jelly and I do laundry.
Q: Why should I care about your blog?
A: Because when I'm not busy complaining about dieting, the grief process or working my ass off, I'm actually reasonably funny. And not a terrible writer.
Q: I've been reading for awhile, and you're not a great writer. When are you planning to get funny?
A: Huh, yeah? Where's your blog? Where's your funny little blog?
Q: How do you come up with titles for your posts?
A: Often, they're obscure lyrics. Take my recent post entitled "Don'tcha Just Love It?" They are from a song called Chicka Boom, Chicka Boom - and the song starts with, "Last night, I had a crazy dream..." - since the post was about a crazy dream, I chose the title based on that.
Q: So, what's new on the dog front?
A: Look, obviously, I'd like to get another dog. We're starting early discussions about it, and it'll mean installing a pen in the back yard. Keep your eye on this site. If get a dog, you'll know. Also, I think it would be awesome if we could agree on a breed...I'm just a fan of the terriers. I can't help it.
Q: How's the diet and exercise regimen going this year?
A: ((Crickets))
Q: Really?
A: I'm definitely eating better and less, but it's slow going. I did go to Zumba this morning, and it didn't suck.
Q: What's in store for the next 1000 posts?
A: First, thanks for noticing my 1000 post milestone. Second... I don't know. I hope that it'll be a funnier year. I'm optimistic. I feel like I'm getting funnier. I hope so. But you know, travel stuff, maybe a little dog owner stuff, and I'm sure I'll continue to deal with grief and angst, as one will.
Q: Do you accept tips?
A: I do - hit me up and I'll tell you all about it.
ae
Q: Who are you?
A: Well, I'm just an average middle aged lady who can't find a therapist who works odd hours, so instead, I blog. I'm a Scorpio, located out of Tennessee, and I work, I make jelly and I do laundry.
Q: Why should I care about your blog?
A: Because when I'm not busy complaining about dieting, the grief process or working my ass off, I'm actually reasonably funny. And not a terrible writer.
Q: I've been reading for awhile, and you're not a great writer. When are you planning to get funny?
A: Huh, yeah? Where's your blog? Where's your funny little blog?
Q: How do you come up with titles for your posts?
A: Often, they're obscure lyrics. Take my recent post entitled "Don'tcha Just Love It?" They are from a song called Chicka Boom, Chicka Boom - and the song starts with, "Last night, I had a crazy dream..." - since the post was about a crazy dream, I chose the title based on that.
Q: So, what's new on the dog front?
A: Look, obviously, I'd like to get another dog. We're starting early discussions about it, and it'll mean installing a pen in the back yard. Keep your eye on this site. If get a dog, you'll know. Also, I think it would be awesome if we could agree on a breed...I'm just a fan of the terriers. I can't help it.
Q: How's the diet and exercise regimen going this year?
A: ((Crickets))
Q: Really?
A: I'm definitely eating better and less, but it's slow going. I did go to Zumba this morning, and it didn't suck.
Q: What's in store for the next 1000 posts?
A: First, thanks for noticing my 1000 post milestone. Second... I don't know. I hope that it'll be a funnier year. I'm optimistic. I feel like I'm getting funnier. I hope so. But you know, travel stuff, maybe a little dog owner stuff, and I'm sure I'll continue to deal with grief and angst, as one will.
Q: Do you accept tips?
A: I do - hit me up and I'll tell you all about it.
ae
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