Ooh - lighten up!

I posted this on Facebook and had second thoughts and pulled it off.

Because I know lots of people actually love Christmas and not just in a secular way.

Here's the picture.

Basically, I relabeled all the suggested activities with more realistic ones.

Pass Out Candy Canes
Leave Santa Eat Milk and Cookies
Go Skating Fuck Yourself
Put Up Wear Stockings
Make Hot Cocoa Love
Watch Wrap Presents Video

I amuse the hell out of myself.

Ho, ho, ho, y'all.