Dear Santa,
I suppose it's up to you to determine which list I end on this year, and I suppose you could make an argument for either.
Personally, I think I've been more nice than anything. But you know, again, up to you.
Assuming I have been nice, I'd like to ask for a few things for Christmas.
1. Botox. I'd love to make the "eleven lines" disappear. I also wouldn't mind some mole removal. Basically, a little refresh of the old face.
2. A beach vacation. Yes. That would work wonders for my disposition.
3. A hair sherpa. I need someone to guide me through this awkward time and convince me not to cut it all off, which I would regret immediately. Let my sherpa bring a gift basket of great hair products too.
4. Boot camp. What I need is someone to beat my ass in a big way.
5. A personal grocery shopper. Have them leave some recipes, too.
6. A puppy. Yeah, I know - I'm traveling too much, but look at Little Bill. Literally, that's his name:
He's 8. There's tons of babies out there who need a little love.
I need a dog in my life.
I think really, if we looked at this, we could say I either need a lot more money, to have these things taken care of - OR - I need a LOT more time to do things myself. Other than the mole removal/botox.
Some things don't lend themselves to DIY.
Santa, I'm flexible, but seriously, I think it's been tough year - a nice Christmas would set the tone for a very happy new year!
Best regards,
Allison
PS - I am fully prepared to leave cookies. LMK.
I suppose it's up to you to determine which list I end on this year, and I suppose you could make an argument for either.
Personally, I think I've been more nice than anything. But you know, again, up to you.
Assuming I have been nice, I'd like to ask for a few things for Christmas.
1. Botox. I'd love to make the "eleven lines" disappear. I also wouldn't mind some mole removal. Basically, a little refresh of the old face.
2. A beach vacation. Yes. That would work wonders for my disposition.
3. A hair sherpa. I need someone to guide me through this awkward time and convince me not to cut it all off, which I would regret immediately. Let my sherpa bring a gift basket of great hair products too.
4. Boot camp. What I need is someone to beat my ass in a big way.
5. A personal grocery shopper. Have them leave some recipes, too.
6. A puppy. Yeah, I know - I'm traveling too much, but look at Little Bill. Literally, that's his name:
He's 8. There's tons of babies out there who need a little love.
I need a dog in my life.
I think really, if we looked at this, we could say I either need a lot more money, to have these things taken care of - OR - I need a LOT more time to do things myself. Other than the mole removal/botox.
Some things don't lend themselves to DIY.
Santa, I'm flexible, but seriously, I think it's been tough year - a nice Christmas would set the tone for a very happy new year!
Best regards,
Allison
PS - I am fully prepared to leave cookies. LMK.
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