So, in case you think I save my funny for this blog, I assure you, I'm just as clever and amazing IRL.
Evidenced by this IM conversation I had with Jim yesterday:
Evidenced by this IM conversation I had with Jim yesterday:
think it would be so awesome to be a man.
why
Jim
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To pee standing up, to not have to worry about the pill, to have an orgasm every time you have sex, to make more money than women for the same work.
Do I need to go on?
please. i'm already in a better mood!
Jim
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Let's see... reliable sizes in clothing.
Better roles in musical theatre.
Facial hair. Less societal pressure to shave your genitals.
i would debate that first one
Jim
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No headcoverings in Arab cultures.
OK. Still not very reliable but more than women,
ok
Jim
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More leadership opportunities.
Less looks-based judgement.
easier for women to get laid though
Jim
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True.
But also easier to get sexually assaulted.
and to find someone to support them
Jim
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Uhh,
sure.
Less stigma if you stay single.
We're crazy cat ladies. You're confirmed bachelors.
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