A body at rest...

I was walking in from lunch with my friend Jim yesterday and I caught my reflection in a window.  I thought, , "Aw, Jim took a cavewoman to lunch, how nice!"

And not a fun, sexy, badass cavewoman, like this:

Take that, snake!


No, more like this:

Except heavier and with grayer hair.



Clearly, I need to do a little more self-care.  I need to lose some weight, deep condition my hair, remember to wear makeup, do more with my wardrobe and see if I can find some sort of clinical treatment for BRF.

BRF?

Yes - Bitchy Resting Face.

Apparently, my neutral expression looks vaguely mean.




And lopsided.  What the hell?  Why am I crooked?


Anyway.  I now have two medical causes I support.  Cankles and BRF.  I will be starting a 5K Fun Run asap.

Actually, I just need to get out there and do 5K, daily.  That might take care of part of the problem.

The Bitchy Resting Face?  Maybe Botox that shit.  Or get an eye lift.  I should Kickstarter to end BRF - one F at a time.

ae

Comments

Natae Bugg said…
I've got a crooked/lopsided nose. One nostril is lower than the other one. It makes me crazy, although I don't think it's that noticeable to most people. I could be wrong though. It might be that's it's really obvious. Idk. I'm hijacking your blog for my own therapeutic use :)