My best girlfriend and I coined a term the other night while texting back and forth about issues with a-holes at work.  Well, turns out we didn't coin it.  It's on Urban Dictionary. 

The term is no-pology.

Here's how it works:

Jane: I can't believe you told your best friend my is sister a whore! Where do you get off saying that?

Dick: I'm sorry your sister is a whore.

BAM - classic no-pology.

Basically, it's like this:

When someone apologizes, not for what they said/did wrong, but for how you feel about they said or did.


"I'm sorry you're a pussy whose feelings get hurt when I'm a complete and total asshole."

I'll close with this:

Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?