The good (censor) ship lollipop

So.  Another instance of... I can't say *that* on Facebook!

I went to get a massage yesterday. The masseur came to greet me and when we shook hands,  I noticed he had a finger missing.

My first thought was, "Shouldn't that entitle me to a 10% discount?"

Long story short... it was a great massage and I am an asshole.


Wouldn't it kind of make a difference which finger was missing? I mean, I've always thought pinkies don't really pull their weight. But a good index finger...that's priceless.