So there's this "thing" going on over on Facebook. Is it a meme? I guess - who can keep up with the kids and their fancy slang these days.
Anyhoo - someone assigns you a number and you post with that many things about you that most people don't know.
I got 12 today. They're on Facebook. Go have a look if you want.
I'm going to split the difference and share with you a half dozen that are not for the masses:
1. I am worried that I'll have to continue to travel so much that I'll never get another dog. I'm not ready, but I know I want one...eventually.
2. People have more power to hurt my feelings that they ever know, and I end up getting my feelings hurt a lot.
3. I would love to be really, knockout, drop-dead pretty just for one day to see what it feels like.
4. I would like to be a man for just one day to get to pee standing up (and to jerk off, to be completely honest).
5. I have no idea what Thanksgiving is going to be like this year. I only know that Dad won't be home to make gravy - which we don't need anyway - and that his gravy is the main thing I love about that meal. It's the one thing I've never made, even the years that I hosted. I let Dad handle that for me.
6. I have fantasies of sending myself flowers to the office with a cryptic card all the damn time. Something like..."Thanks for everything - you were amazing".
Anyhoo - someone assigns you a number and you post with that many things about you that most people don't know.
I got 12 today. They're on Facebook. Go have a look if you want.
I'm going to split the difference and share with you a half dozen that are not for the masses:
1. I am worried that I'll have to continue to travel so much that I'll never get another dog. I'm not ready, but I know I want one...eventually.
2. People have more power to hurt my feelings that they ever know, and I end up getting my feelings hurt a lot.
3. I would love to be really, knockout, drop-dead pretty just for one day to see what it feels like.
4. I would like to be a man for just one day to get to pee standing up (and to jerk off, to be completely honest).
5. I have no idea what Thanksgiving is going to be like this year. I only know that Dad won't be home to make gravy - which we don't need anyway - and that his gravy is the main thing I love about that meal. It's the one thing I've never made, even the years that I hosted. I let Dad handle that for me.
6. I have fantasies of sending myself flowers to the office with a cryptic card all the damn time. Something like..."Thanks for everything - you were amazing".
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