Please move to the center of the vehicle.

We're going down to Dalton this weekend to visit with family.

And, to watch a recreation of the Battle of Chickamauga.

Here's what I know about the Battle of Chickamauga:

(crickets)

Anyway... I'm having trouble trying to figure out what to wear to this event.  My two favorite weekend t-shirts are wholly unsuitable.  They're both highly celebratory of African Americans in politics and entertainment.

I'm not ashamed of this.  I love both President Obama and W. Kamau Bell and I don't care who knows it.

But, I do care about not getting harassed or hassled for my sartorial choices.  And I want my family to have a pleasant outing.

So.

What to wear, what to wear?

Hint.  Not this.

Anyway. 

Monday, I head to Sheboygan!

And then next Sunday, I head to Chicago!

And then I'm going to take a nap.