Look. It should be duly noted that I don't like change. And in the past two weeks I have been assigned to a new manager (a team lead, sort of) and we have a new Monday night Zumba instructor.

I am not amused.

Although the new instructor looks like an Oompa Loompa and that is pretty funny.

Seriously though, Kirstin*, step away from the Mega Ultra Bed.

*Not her real name. Obvi.