In Alabama, the Tuscaloosa

This is Margaret Dumont:

This is me, circa September 2010 looking vaguely Dumont-y:

Here's me circa January 2011 looking decidedly Dumont-ier:

Of course, the fact that it was a Roaring 20s themed party kind of helps sell it.

Heres me as a young, urban Margaret Dumont:

Point is, I think I want to play Margaret Dumont in her bio-pic.

Why not?

Or, if they're planning a bio-pic about the Marx Brothers...

Because let's face it - who could they cast that would sell it any better?

Uh, no.

Who is Margaret Dumont?  Here:

http://bit.ly/rEm17T

Call me, Hollywood.

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