I. am. so. sick. of. wearing. head. scarves.
I broke down and headed to JoAnn's today and bought some material to cover the gaping chasm in my scalp.
I can't get my hair clean, because of the Vaseline that gets slathered onto the dressing I use to contain the aforementioned wound.
So, as a result, I look like a skanky Mennonite.
And I used to think it didn't matter - but after a month in scarves and bandanas, I'd give anything for a nice, clean, big hair day.
I'm so depressed. Tomorrow I have to train some customers at Coca-Cola Bottling Company, with a head rag. The next day, I have to give an overview of the three products I train on to my entire department (roughly 40 colleagues). With a head rag.
In a few weeks, I'll be presenting at my company's User Conference - three days of training and sessions.
In... a head rag.
I may have to start spending a little more money on scarves.
The material I got at JoAnn's isn't bad, but...
I just feel kind of over it.
And we're getting a little bit of that manky smell back.
A greasy, smelly, depressed, skanky businesswoman.
Kind of like this:
Awesome.
I broke down and headed to JoAnn's today and bought some material to cover the gaping chasm in my scalp.
I can't get my hair clean, because of the Vaseline that gets slathered onto the dressing I use to contain the aforementioned wound.
So, as a result, I look like a skanky Mennonite.
And I used to think it didn't matter - but after a month in scarves and bandanas, I'd give anything for a nice, clean, big hair day.
I'm so depressed. Tomorrow I have to train some customers at Coca-Cola Bottling Company, with a head rag. The next day, I have to give an overview of the three products I train on to my entire department (roughly 40 colleagues). With a head rag.
In a few weeks, I'll be presenting at my company's User Conference - three days of training and sessions.
In... a head rag.
I may have to start spending a little more money on scarves.
The material I got at JoAnn's isn't bad, but...
I just feel kind of over it.
And we're getting a little bit of that manky smell back.
A greasy, smelly, depressed, skanky businesswoman.
Kind of like this:
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| Today, we'll cover administrative function, and Pogroms. |
Awesome.
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