Stop the presses! I actually agree with something that came out of Dick Cheney’s mouth. Here’s what he had to say about gay marriage:

"I think, you know, freedom means freedom for everyone," Cheney said in a speech at the National Press Club. "I think people ought to be free to enter into any kind of union they wish, any kind of arrangement they wish."

And that, sadly, is where the similarities end. Dick thinks it’s a states-rights issue, and I think it should be universal and unconditional.

Still though. This may very well be the only time you ever hear me say, “Well, I think Dick Cheney makes a good point…”

Mark it on your calendars.

Aw, Dick, I wish I could quit you.