My plan is working! Bwahaha!!!!
My transformation from normal-looking person...
...to corporate-looking spokesmodel/logo
is nearly complete! http://www.myemma.com
I just need the sassy haircut and I'm done.
In full disclosure, I interviewed with Emma back in "the day"(tm), but they really didn't have anything for me at the time. However, the woman who interviewed me liked me well enough to call me about six weeks later for a job a friend at another company was trying to fill. But by then, I was safely installed here at PureSafety.
And, in an coincidence of synergistic proportions, my current company uses their services.
I wonder if they could use a part-time lookalike for personal appearances.