It's that capital Q that gets you

"He who of vodka, distilled from potatoes, partakes should take warning;
He’ll be jolly tonight but morose when he wakes in the morning."

- Willard Espy

This is all I can think of, having recently partaken, not of vodka, but of its medicinal equivalent, generic NyQuil. Distilled from…well, not potatoes, that’s for sure. Fermented fennel is what it tastes like.

Yes, I slept, sans annoying cough.

But I am dragging.